The baby is at his Dad’s house aaand as Much As I <3 <3 <3 him… it is So Nicee to have a break.

He’s not Just Busy. He’s TWO. So He Is Constant. As in Continuous, Does Not Stop Until He Dropsss, Can destroy a room in the Time It Takes To peee, Takes Hours loooongerr to clean because he’s Helping, Scrambling Eggs on the Freshlyy  not so fresh nowww Mopped Floor, dumping out Every Single Cup he finds, able to defeat ANY baby gate,  grabby handsss, diaper flinging… TWO.

I will Never understand WHY God gave toddlers more energy than He gave the Mother’s Who Have To Chase Them.

Aand we don’t even get a napp.

What’s uppp with thatt!?

He’s alott like Thing4 at TWO  so… He Is Absolutely Exhaustingggg

Maybe I just figured out Why God Gives Us Toddlers. They make it impossible to forget  Just How Much we need Himm…

Because I Surely Do Suck at being thier mom all by myself.

 <3 …so Father give me the strength to be Everything I Am Called To Be,

oh Father show me the wayy to Lead Them.

Won’t You lead me?

to lead them with Strong Hands

to Stand Uppp when they can’t

don’t wanna leave them hungry for Love chasing dreams that I could give up.

I’ll show them I’m willing to fight

and give them the Best Of My Life

so we can call this call this our home

lead me…

cause I Can’t Do This Alone… <3

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• People that don’t know me, often think that I’m a very quiet and shy person.
• My friends however, prolly  just Wish that I was.
• I swear my brain is atleast 70% song lyrics.
• Idkkk why but there is a cheesy song lyric to go with just about every random thought that pops into my brain.
• If there’s not a cheesy lyric to go with the moment I will make up random songs about whatever it is that I’m doing.
• Aaand I will totally break out into a song from something that someone says in a normal conversation.
• You know what would be Awesomeee?
• If that music played Out Loud during Epic Moments in my life like it does in the movies.
• Oh! Oh! aaand….  if Pokeman Battle Music played when I ran into someone I don’t likeee
• That would Rock.
• Sometimes I tell inanimate objects to STAYYY if they look like they’re going to fall.
• And then I get irritated if they don’t listen…
• I won’t eat crunchy food if the room is quiet because I don’t want everyone to hear it and STARE at me.
• I have a horrible habit of putting things up in a Safe Place so grabby little hands can’t reach them…
• and then searching for HOURS because I Forgot Where I Put Them.
• I have a Whole New Reason to hate Spongebob…
• someone pointed this out to me…
•  he’s a Sponge who works at the Krusty Krab and lives in Bikini Bottom.
• Eeewwwww!
• Apparently EVERYONE ELSE already got that….
• Even now… at 33… I say Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey when I’m sunscrewing something.
• I love Love LOVE the beach.
• but I Absolutely Will Not get In The Water.
• Seriouslyyy… if seaweed touches my foot…
• it might as well be a Great White Sharkkk
• cause I am going to Flippp Outtt.
• I say Dude right before I say something moderately important.
• Idkkk why.
• I still know Every Single Word in the Fresh Prince theme song.
• I hate it when you get in one little fight and have to move to Bel Airrr?!
• Mannn. That just sucks.
• I also know every word to the Beastie Boy’s *Paul Revere.
• Yessss. Every Single Word.
• aaand The Cars That Go Boom…
• hanging head in shame…
• I have Never woken uppp in the morning feelin like P.Diddy.
• maybeee there’s just Something Wrong with meee…
• I wonder if P.Diddy wakes up in the morning feelin like Keesha???
• If you ever want to visit me at night make sure you call first..
• Cause if I hear a noise when i’m alone at night I will totally go Ninja on you.
• No. Not really.
• Actually…
• I refuse to answer a knock on the door after dark.
• I Just Know it’s going to be a murderer.
• I also runnn really fast through dark rooms.
• you know… so nothing can kill me..
• I guess I could just turn the light onnn
• Buttt that might make it easier for them to find me soooo
• maybe that’s not such a great idea….
• I don’t like going out alone at night
• because if I see someone walking by me I automatically presume they are stalking me
• and I Am Going To Die!
• I am Neverrr On Time even though I Hate being late.
• I’m still not sure How that Works.
• But if you keep texting me and blowing uppp my phone…
• I will totally tell you that I’m on my way…
• even if I haven’t left the house yettt.
• I know.
• Bad!
• I save files as kfgrklvkm because my brain is too busy to come with an appropriate name.
• I am so lazy I would rather just say Nevermind then actually have to repeat myself.
• And if you say something to me and I don’t hear you, I’ll ask What once.
• Then I’ll laugh and nod like I’m agreeing with you, instead of just admitting that I Still Didn’t Hear You
• I completely Freak Out on the inside any time someone says “Can I ask you something?”
• I smile.
• Alottt.
• Not so much because I’m such a happy person…
• it’s more because… I usually have No Clue what’s going onnn.
• What can I sayyy, I have ALOT of Things distractinggg me
• If you ask me how I am and I say “I’m Fine” what I probably mean is…
• I’m FreakedoutInsecureNeuroticandEmotionallyunstable.
• Buttt most people don’t really want to hear that
• I plan out Entire Conversations in my head… that never Actually happen.
• I can nail you with the Wittiest Comeback EVER…
• 20 minutes After the argument is over.
• Buttt then it’s Just Pointless
• Really, I hate confrontation of any kind.
• If possible I will avoid conflict At All Costs.
• I mean, I can only take So Much Stupid before I Absolutely Must Say Something buttt…
• usually I’ll just say okaayyy and agree so it’s over.
• Even if I’m Totally Right.
• But the whole time I’m thinking… You’re so wrong.
• So just sit there in Your Wrongness.
• and be Wrong.

You know who’s Not Wrong…

This Girl Right Here…

Crazyyy maybe…

but Not Wrong

So go see Keely for more Random Tuesday Thoughts

I’m not talking about the kids. Of course I am still  Mommy. Buttt other than that…  I am free to be exactly who and what I am. No more. No less.

To be honest… it’s just…  WEIRD.  I have no clue Who I am or What I want to do.  I know who I Want to be. But ugh!…  Sometimes that seems so far.

I kinda feel like I’m drifting. I don’t know where I’m going. But for some strange reason I’m not really worried about that. Right now.

I know there’s a Plan and a Purpose. Idkkk WHAT they are… and  I’m Strangely okayyy with that. 

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